Here's a tip for you. Don't drive directly under a flock of migrating birds. Those birds don't have any time to stop to poop. They're just going to let it go. If you're in a direct line, you're going to get every single bathroom break that they unleash. They're like women on their periods too. They'll all go at the exact same time. That's how you get your car painted like this person did. Either that or they deeply disrespected these birds. Between pecking your eyes out or pooping all over your car, I wouldn't want to disrespect any birds.
The worst part about bird poo on your car is that it'll destroy the paint. There's some kind of acid in it or something. Make sure you clean that off right away, or else your car will have permanent poop spots.