I always feel bad for moms. Moms do a crap ton of work and get no credit for it. Hell, I even let this happen with my own mom. She does everything so thanklessly that I never think to thank her. Who would have thought? I feel bad though. Moms are always doing stuff to the point where kids just assume that the world cleans up for them. I'm totally down for this mom taking some of her freedom back. Extra points because she did it in a sassy way. I will always give points for doing something extra sassy.
This is a way better note than some of the others we've seen that have to do with masturbating. This kid got off easy. He could have seen this same note that said, "masturbate on me instead of your socks."