46. As You Wish

This kid was never going to get five million dollars. I don't know why he wasted his birthday wish on a gift he could never get. Of course he was going to get let down. It's like asking your parents to get you a suit of armor for your birthday. Your birthday will come around and you'll open up a miniature suit and armor and be disappointed as all hell. Ask for something reasonable, like a Playstation 4.

Now he's got a bunch of candy at least, though I'm not so sure that a One Hundred Grand is a favorite candy among teens. When's the last time you saw a gang of teens walking around chomping on One Hundred Grands? Never. Kids like candy that is sour or has "extreme" in the name. They don't want a classic like One Hundred Grand.

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