This is a dad joke triple play. We've had two prior to this, now here's a picture with an onslaught of dad jokes. This person's dad must be horrible to text with. I know this for a fact because I'm basically the dad and my friends tell me that it's incredibly difficult to text with me because I respond to everything with a joke. A very unfunny joke (their words, not mine). I can't help it. I guess I'm just training for the day when I'm a dad and I can torment my wife and kids until they finally leave me one day.
Text messages are a great way to mess with people. Unlike normal conversations, you have an extra second to think of a joke response. You can also ignore inflection and intent when you're dealing over text message.