Again, let me repeat this for any parents out there. It's not funny or cute to reference that you two had sex to create your child. Your child will hate it and it's mean. I don't mean to take away your sexuality or anything like that. Just hid it from your kid. Explain the birds and the bees, but don't throw the birds and the bees into their face, you know what I mean? Then again, when it's not happening to you it's pretty hilarious. Especially in the form of a "that's what she said" joke. Call them cringeworthy if you want, but when they hit, they hit.
The real problem with this card is the lack of money. I hope there was money in it and then put to the side to take the photo. Don't bother getting me a card with nothing in it unless you're using it to pour your soul out to me.