I gotta say. I thought I was pretty close with my friends. I thought we were one hundred percent comfortable with each other. You know those types of friends. It's the type of friend you can change in front of, or show a mole. Still, we're not this close. It makes me wonder, should I be shoving my hands down my friend's pants? Will that bring us closer? Will that get them to start calling me again? Jesus Christ, what can I do to get them to call me again?
This picture is a good argument for why you should hang out with people that have different shades of skin than you. You won't ever have to worry about something like this happening, and you'll be multicultural, which is woke. We all want to be woke, right?