I imagine God sitting up in heaven with a bored Jesus. God, knowing Jesus was born (he's all knowing, after all) would say, "what would you like to do son?" Jesus looked up with happy eyes and said, "I'd like to make a horse." Now, Jesus knew that God didn't like him to create things on Earth. That was God's job. Overcome with one of his many frequent moments of compassion, God agreed. "Go ahead, son." Skip to a couple of hours later and we have this.
That's a nice little story, right? I'm not sure if it's offensive to Christians or not. It's not meant to be, though I don't know if everyone is cool with such a relaxed dialogue between God and Jesus. I guess what I'm asking is, should I write a book about this?