"Hey, Todd. We heard you have a new girlfriend. Do you have a picture?" / "... No." / "Really? Not one picture? I don't think she's real." / "Fine.. but the picture is a little weird." That's when Todd shows them this picture and for the rest of his life he's known as Mr. Bearded Lady. Of course they never say this in front of Mrs. Bearded Lady in fear that she would stop serving them pizza rolls when they come over for Sunday games.
We're probably getting pretty close to a time in American society where more women will walk around freely with beards. A lot of people will freak out about such a big societal shift, but it's whatever. I give up on fighting anything. That's why this pitbull has been tearing at my leg for two straight days and I've done nothing about it.