It's really unfair that you can't reach out and grab this thing to figure out how the hell it works. I keep staring at it, but my nose blood is only getting darker. It's almost black now, which means my brain is running out of fluid. If I don't finish this article up quickly, I'll be catatonic by the end of it. I think the world would be a better place if we could reach into a picture and touch it. Think about how fun shopping would be. You could be looking at a catalogue and feel the fabric.
If that were reality, things could get really weird. You'd have to make sure your ex boyfriend didn't have any photos of you or else you might suddenly feel a hand brush your cheek followed by a tear.