It's not how it looks. Those are the same words I've said a million times to different girlfriends and lovers. The thing is, and I don't know if they ever knew this, but it was how it looked. I have a sneaking suspicion that they knew that, but you can never tell. Some people aren't open. Speaking of things not being how they look, this paper is not in tent form. It's actually flat. I bet you could tell that though, because the image already told you so. I hate when images do my job for me. They're going to put me out of work, I tell you.
The piece of paper itself warns you that things aren't as they seem. "Your eyes tell lies." I'm going to have to use that one next time I get caught doing something. "Sorry, officer, but your eyes tell lies."