"Honey, why'd you put two multi-colored tutus in the shopping cart?" / "One for me, and one for our dog." What a great purchase idea considering the fact that it gave us this photo. The look of joy on that little girl's face is only matched by the look of pure horror on that dog's face. He doesn't want to be there, but if he's going to have to be, he's going to do the best damn box step you've ever seen.
I wonder if anyone has ever taken their dog to prom. That seems likely considering all the other wacky stuff people do at prom. Why wouldn't you bring your dog? At least your dog is a reliable date. They won't run off with anyone else, unless that person has steaks, but if they have steaks, I'm coming too.