We're all accustomed to the Christmas tradition of decorating the Christmas tree, but there are some issues with doing that. For one, you either have to cut down a tree or you have to buy one. Either way you're looking at having to strap it to your car (or take it on the bus with you), and get sap all over the place. The better solution? A Christmas Dog. If you already have a dog, it's easy. You just throw the Christmas decorations all over the dog and you're done. If you don't have a dog already, it gets a little bit difficult.
I'm not sure that I'm loving the position this kid has decided to decorate in. Bless his poor, innocent heart. He has no idea what this looks like. It looks like... the dog is giving him a piggy back ride.