This dog definitely needs to take another visit to the salon shop. Those nails are looking busted. It's like, I get it, you're a dog, but if you can't keep your nails nice, don't get them done. Am I right or am I right? I'm just so sick of keeping my nails clean and nice, and then showing up at the dog park and seeing some busted-ass dog walk in with chipped nails and stank breath. It kills the whole vibe at the dog park. I just can't deal.
Can you imagine someone actually being that way at a dog park? I bet there are dog parks in rich neighborhoods that are like that. "Is that a nylon leash? Ugh. Poor people." Then you're like, "well, nylon is stronger than slik, which I can see that your leash is obviously made out of, and now your dog has broken free and is running away."