Looks like this dog had its dinner of kibbles, bits, and valium. How else do you stay that calm while someone puts My Little Ponies all over you? Every time an adult man has paid me to get naked and lay on the floor while he puts action figures on me, I've been drugged up on valium. Maybe I'm putting too much of my personal experience into this. Just forget that I said anything.
This dog looks like one of those models who gets hired to lay naked while people eat sushi off of them. I can understand that this is a very demeaning thing, and even though women agree to do it, the fact that there is a market for it is kind of wild. THat being said, I hella want to eat sushi off a naked girl.