27. Straw Hole

27. Straw Hole

C3PO had one demand: make sure I have a straw hole inside of my mask. It's just supposed to be a costume, not a torture device, so I hope they not only had a straw hole but they also had a pee and poo hole. I'm not saying that's the best way to use the restroom, but it's better than holding it in when you really have to go. Just hose the costume down at the end of the day and you're fine.

This reminds me of when I played Santa and delivered presents to sick kids. I had to wear a glued on beard which didn't allow me to drink anything. We didn't have any straws on hand so I just slowly died as the night went on. This was a California Christmas, so it's not like it was cold. I think it was still about eighty degrees.

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Did You Know...

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Over the years, weve seen so many food trends come and go, such as ramen burgers, matcha, and spiked ice-cream. Nowadays, were seeing another trend making waves in the food industry. How many times today have you seen an Instagram photo of a scoop of black ice cream, or a cup of black yogurt, or hamburgers with black buns? Indeed, the charcoal trend has taken the world by storm.

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So, what gives your latte that deep black shade? Activated charcoal, or coconut ash, is produced by heating coconut shells to insanely high temperatures until theyre burnt to a crisp. The ashes are then increased in size by steaming at high temperatures. Through this process, the ashes become a strong detoxifier, mostly because they become extra absorbent. This product may be purchased in pill form, and promises to alleviate hangovers, minimize the effects of food poisoning, and fight the visible signs of aging.

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Activated charcoal is said to boost ones energy as a result of decreasing toxins in the body. However, no evidence proves that detoxifying can lead to increased energy. Also, while it can help cure a hangover, it doesnt necessarily remove alcohol from your blood. It is also said to aid in debloating your stomach because it cleanses your colon but again, this all anecdotal and isnt supported by scientific evidence as of yet. All we can say for sure is that it is a proven detoxifier.

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