43. Chill Bill

On a hot day, this sounds like a good idea. It'll get so hot in Los Angeles during the Summer that I'll spend most of the day near the refrigerator. There's no other way to survive. This guy gets that. That's a perfect Summer nap. If you get thirsty you just have to reach up and you're already set. The only thing I worry about is getting locked in there and dying. That's an idiotic way to die. I've been afraid of it ever since I saw it happen on a children's show. It was supposed to be a learning episode, and I guess it did teach me something.

Speaking of big refrigerators. My friend used to work at Jamba Juice and he'd invite me over during working hours to smoke weed in the refrigerator.

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