If you're a youngster reading this and you don't like how or where you live, just know that one day you'll grow up and you'll be able to make your home any way that you want it. That includes turning your living room into a ball pit like the ones from Chuck E Cheese. No one can stop you from making that decision, even though they should. Those balls are noisy and greasy as hell. When is the last time you were actually in a ball pit? It was probably before your memories fully formed.
I went to Chuck E Cheese as an adult just to see how it stacked up. Want to guess? It didn't stack up. The pizza cost twenty dollars for a small and it sucks. It's three dollar frozen pizza quality. Don't get me started on the games. Half of them are broken, and the other half I'm no good at. That's not the game's fault, but still.