29. The Ultimate Cooking Machine

"So, the box says that you can cook it for forty minutes in the toaster oven, or five minutes in the microwave. How about we do both and that should only take negative thirty five minutes." That's stoner logic for you. Maybe one day we'll have appliances smart enough to know what not to cook. For example, if you put a fork and a piece of steak in the microwave, it would only target the steak. Eventually the machines would turn on us and target us, but it'll be worth it for a while.

If your apartment doesn't have enough space for both a microwave and a toaster oven, you've got to make a choice. Don't do this. I'd suggest a microwave. The toaster oven makes far superior food, but the microwave oven is a versatile player.

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