It's hard enough when your way out of being a fat slob is buying a Bowflex. That means that you're too self conscious to go to the gym. Don't say you don't have enough time to go to the gym, because that's what fat slobs say. You have plenty of time, but if you get a gym membership then you actually have to go to the gym. If you buy a bowflex you can just have it sit in your garage and everyone will just assume you work out. Gym hacks.
It's added insult to injury when your Bowflex forces you to put a hole in your roof. At least that gives you some dedication. There's no way you'll let your Bowflex go to waste if you had to put a big hole in your roof just to get it into your home. If they would have put the Bowflex outside then you'd know they are never going to use it. There goes two thousand dollars.