Earlier with the pizza, we posited that the person used a cutting board to cook the pizza. Now we have verified proof in form of a text picture. Now some of you may think that this is ridiculous, and you're right, it is. But you might be thinking it's ridiculous that there are people out there who would be dumb enough to do this. Trust me, there are. I've even lived with them. I have to watch my roommate every time she cooks because I know she'll end up doing something crazy. It's to save both of our lives, and our deposits life.
You know this person was high as hell trying to bake a toaster strudel and some fries. This is not the diet of a sober person. Let's make that clear. If you're a parent and your teenager comes home cooking this, check their eyes.