Middle aged women love their wine. It's a necessity when you're dealing with kids, especially teenagers. My mom isn't a big drinker, but she was when me and my sister were younger. She needed it to get through the day. Alcohol might be bad for your physical health, but sometimes it's the only thing that can help your mental health. It's like a nice little reset button on the day.
I've heard some rumors about Target starting to sell alcohol so people could drink as they walk around the store. I don't know how to phrase this, but... thank you, God. That sounds like my absolute dream. That totally kills all the guilt that comes with shopping. Just get so smashed that you don't care that you just spent three hundred dollars on crap you don't need.