8. They Got the Berry Part Right

Well, at least they got the berry part right. Those are definitely berries of some sort. They must have run out of strawberry packages and improvised. Listen, if you need packaging to tell you what fruit you're eating, then maybe you need to learn about fruit a little more before you jump into it. The only fruits I'm unsure of are when I go into the Korean grocery store. They have some fruits and vegetables there that I've never even heard of.

Strawberries are so different from all the other berries. Can we even believe that they are part of the berry family? I want a paternity test on strawberries. Let's take them down to the Maury Povich show and get this figured out. "Berries... you are not the father." The berries start doing backflips. You've seen the show, you get it.

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