So close, yet so far. One inch to the left and this would be a perfect taco. Ok, well maybe not the perfect taco, but the perfect Taco Bell taco. There's a difference. Not that I'm hating on Taco Bell. It's my go-to fast food, but it'll never beat a real street taco. Find me the most beat up, white taco truck and that's where I want to eat. Luckily in Los Angeles they are everywhere. You could eat every meal at a different taco truck without ever having a hard time finding a spot.
The Doritos Locos tacos is a sure sign that the world is coming close to an end. Not that it's Taco Bell's fault. It's just that this is one of those cosmic signs. We got everything we asked for - space travel, flight, Doritos Locos. Where else is there to go?