I've heard people say the expression, "you say tomato, I say tomato"- wait, I don't think that really works when you type it out. The nuance is lost. Anyway, you know what I'm talking about. I've never heard the expression, "you say tomato, I say cucumber." That would be nuts. People don't say that because one, they aren't crazy, and two, they don't mess up this bad. Now I'm not even sure what the real price is on these tomatoes. This is why I get my produce from the liquor store where every sign is spelled wrong.
I never know what to do with cucumbers. I guess you can cut them up and eat them, but that's like eating the worst part of a watermelon. Pickles are the only way to eat cucumbers. It gave them flavor and purpose. When's the last time you saw a cucumber in a hamburger? Never.