28. I'll Take the IPA

This obviously is meant to say peel, not pee, but even then, I hate fruity beers. If I want a fruity drink I drink juice. If I want a drink that I pretend doesn't taste bad, I drink beer. That's just the game we play. I don't need to sit around and talk with my friends about the notes of orange peel we're getting off of our beer. What I need is for us to drink twelve Budweisers each and get in a fight. That's why we drink beer.

With how crazy some of these craft breweries get, I wouldn't be surprised if they tried this. They are so desperate to make a name for themselves that they are like, "let's venture where no brewer has gone before... we'll make the first pee beer." Indian Pale Ales already taste rancid enough. You don't need to add anything else to it.

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