26. The Neverending Story

Never ending pasta is the greatest scam in the world. It's like never ending soda. Soda is so cheap that they could just give it away, but they charge you more so you can have unlimited. The thing is, if you can drink more than two big glasses then you have diabetes, so... stop. Pasta is the same. It'll fill you up so quickly that you'll never be able to take them out of business by eating forty bowls. Good luck getting through three bowls without having an internal issue.

Let's face it, all you can eat is what you make of it. Some days you have no business going to an all you can eat restaurant. Other days, you're ready to throw down so you walk into Hometown Buffet and put down eight plates. That's what's up.

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