23. Orange You Glad?

There are very little uses for an orange pen. They aren't acceptable for school papers or legal documents, and hell, they're hard to read. That means that if you grab a pen that says it's orange, you really intended on needing an orange pen. I can't name a single reason why you would need an orange pen, but you would need one nonetheless. Then this stupid pen comes along ruining your whole plan. How dare you, good sir?

I recently went to Staples for some random office items and they had a sale on 500 pens for $9.99. Now I'm rolling in pens. It's incredible. I just throw them away and lose them on purpose now. I might as well. I have 500 to burn through. I'd be so upset if they were all orange though.

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