I don't even know where to put my junk mail anymore. I get too much of it to put in the trash. It's getting ridiculous. If I signed up for every credit card application that they sent me, I'd own half the world's wealth in credit form. If I had plans to die, I'd just sign up for all these thirty thousand dollar loans and have a blast. Everyone else in my life can deal with my debt later. I'll be cruising in the clouds with Jesus and Tupac.
You know what I hate about this tactic? It works. You know you're going to open that piece of mail, in hope that maybe it's a cash credit for something. No. Just actual junk mail. It doesn't matter that it was a lie if it works.