What do you get when you mix Croatian, Macedonian, Spanish, Slovak, Russian, and Chilean blood with an American cheerleader? In this weird world, a reality TV star and a single name: Snooki. The girl that everyone loves to hate on Jersey Shore was actually born Nicole Elizabeth Polizzi, though we can see how her nickname caught on.
Everybody knows that there's not much "reality" in reality TV, and even less in Jersey Shore. But Snooki, who gets $150k an episode, has somehow managed to stay genuine. Maybe it's because she spends so much time pretending to be real that she has finally made it. Or maybe all that TV makeup has become permanently ingrained in her skin. Either way, she looks good in reality, and none of us should have anything to complain about.