Critic score: 23/100 - User score: 7.9/10 - Please, tell me a Steven Seagal movie that critics DID like. I don't think one exists. He's not exactly known for Oscar-worthy movies. Many movies aren't known for being Oscar-worthy, nor should they be. We love Steven Seagal movies because they're crazy, violent, and hardly make sense. Just look at the photo. Steven Seagal in a doo rag? I'm not happy about it, but at least I'm interested. In this movie he goes undercover into prison, which is one of my favorite genres. Seeing Steven Seagal punk people in prison is pure bliss.
What critics said: "Stupid. Illogical. Simplistic. Pandering. And those are its good points." What a sick burn. I'm going to have to use this format on someone. "You're ugly, fat, and smell bad. And those are your good qualities."