5. Rugging him the Wrong Way

I'm assuming that Kanye didn't get the Persian rug with cherub imagery that he ordered. What do you think? Where's he shopping for rugs where he doesn't know what he's getting until he gets it? You have to get pictures of your rugs before flying them all the way from Persia. Even if they were made in some small village without cameras, Kanye can send over one of his assistants to check it out. That's what I'd do with Kanye money.

I wonder what kind of cherub imagery he wanted on his Persian rugs and why. Honestly, I think he couldn't find it because it doesn't exist. I am no expert on Persians, or their rugs, but I never took them for a cherub-loving people. In fact, I just googled "cherub persian rugs" and the only thing that comes up is Kanye West's tweet.

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