28. Sorry, Bruno

28. Sorry, Bruno

Public apologies are great because you look like a good guy and you get to clear the air. You have to use them sparingly though. If you're doing a public apology every other day, then it just shows everyone that you're either fucking up a lot, or you're just looking for attention. It helps if you were very vocal about your hate for something before you publicly apologize. Otherwise the public apology is more like a public diss masked as an apology. "I want to publicly apologize for cheating on my wife." / "Honey, you were cheating on me?" / "Oops."

I don't recall Kanye ever publicly dissing Bruno Mars, but it could have happened. If not, then this must have come as a surprise to Bruno Mars. I hope he wrote this while he and Bruno were chilling for the first time. Bruno checked his mentions and went, "what the hell? Kanye?"

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Did You Know...

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To insure one’s house, one’s car or to underwrite a life insurance policy, that is common practice. But who would pay an insurance premium for his/her thumb, legs or smile? Stars, of course.

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At the top of the ranking are the legs of Mariah Carey, worth 810 million USD: The diva became, in 2006, the Gillette brand muse for the advertising campaign «Legs of a Goddess». She then took out an insurance policy with London Lloyds to protect her legs, a decision that is far from being insignificant. Among its customers, the London insurer then included several icons of music, such as Bob Dylan or Rod Stewart.

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David Beckham’s body insured for 195 million USD: European champion with Manchester United in 1999, David Beckham was in 2006 the most renowned footballer of the planet. In relation to his sporting activities, he took out an insurance cover for his legs. The huge amount paid for his insurance would reportedly exceed the 103 million USD disbursed by Real Madrid for the cover of Christiano Ronaldo in 2009. The fashion model would later extend his insurance cover to his entire body.

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15 million USD in insurance for Kim Kardashian’s curves: The curves of Kim Kardashian are her number one beauty asset. The reality TV star, who is crazy about plastic surgery, has underwritten an insurance policy worth 15 million USD to protect her famous butt.

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The culinary critic Egon Ronay assured his taste buds: The famous Hungarian culinary critic has insured his taste buds since 1957, for the amount of 400 000 USD. An original insurance policy which allows him to cover his sense of taste without which he will no longer be able to practice his job.

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