Kanye has a point here. What kind of conference would it be without a table? It just wouldn't feel right. Where would you hide your cell phone while you secretly Facebooked or watched pornography? And where would you put all the food that ends up stinking up the entire room? Seriously, the food could be good, but the mixture of office room and food is always gross. Can you tell that I hate conferences? That's what I get for working in an office for a couple of years.
I would love a Kanye West conference though. That sounds like it would be legitimately interesting, even if it was a conference about timeshares. I'd love to hear Kanye talk about timeshares. He's requesting a marble table too. How luxurious. I've never been at a conference room table that wasn't stained with coffee.