17. Going Down

Damn, Kanye. It's like that? I mean, we've all had this happen where the door closes on someone right in front of us. Sometimes there's nothing you can do except mouth "sorry," and hope you never see that person again. Kanye's not talking about an accident though. He explicitly says that the person is running towards them in this situation. That means the person is desperate for the elevator. Maybe their wife is about to be murdered on the top floor. Who knows? Kanye just hits "close" and bounces. What a savage.

On the other hand, I get it. I hate being in the elevator with anyone else. It's supremely awkward, especially when the elevator is covered in mirrors and you can't help but stare at everyone. If there aren't any mirrors then you have to worry that the person behind you might be preparing to kill you.

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