12. Not Gryffindor

Wow, I wonder who Kanye is talking about here. Who wears a big ass striped scarf? You're thinking what I'm thinking. The one and only Harry Potter. That's who. The whole Gryffindor house is all about big ass striped scarves. I wonder what house Kanye would be in. There's a good argument for every single one of them, but let's face it - did you see a single black person in Harry Potter? I don't think Kanye would have gone to Hogwarts. Racist ass school.

I'm not a big fan of scarves in general though. I was in negative degree cold in Chicago and still skipped on the scarf. If one of my many would-be attackers tried to get me, they'd have a weapon ready to use. Just grab the scarf and start spinning around me really fast.

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