This name is so pretentious that we bet even Kanye West and Kim Kardashian wish they'd thought of it. Instead of going to the Wests, though, Chosen Sebastian Newton was born to NFL superstar Cam Newton and his girlfriend Kia Proctor during 2016; the couple's first son.
If the three-year-old doesn't go into religion, we're not sure what he's going to do with his life. We also don't know how his siblings feel about his name. The Newton family have had two children since Chosen was born; how are they going to feel about the apparently elevated status of their older brother? If he was the chosen one, what does that make them? We don't know their names - perhaps this crazy naming system also extended to them, and they have names like 'selected' and 'anointed'. Or perhaps we should stop giving the Newton family ideas.