OK, we admit it, we were holding out on you. When we were talking about Racer Rodriguez, we should have mentioned that he has an older brother with an equally velocity-themed name; Rocket Valentin Rodriguez. Having one child named after the concept of speed could just be a quirky name. When it happens twice, there's something going on.
What are Robert Rodriguez and his wife trying to tell us with their naming strategies? Were they in a hurry to have children? Are they going to grow up very quickly? Who knows? 'Rocket Valentin' sort of implies that the 23-year-old is a man who falls in love quickly, which is something we doubt he'd want to advertise to potential partners. Rocket, unlike his brother, doesn't have any movie making credits just yet. He still has time on his side though, so don't rule it out.