'Bear blue' conjures up a mental picture of a bear that has emotional issues, and once you've got that idea in your head, it's impossible to think of poor seven-year-old Bear Blu Jarecki any other way. Having an unusual name is just part of having an unconventional life for this kid - when he was only one year old, his mother Alicia Silverstone was seen in public chewing food for him and then feeding it to him from his own mouth, as if he were a bird. We're sure he'll enjoy reviewing that footage when he's older.
When Bear was growing up and sleeping in his parents' bed, he probably had to compete for space with a bulldog. His father Christopher Jarecki, a former punk musician, was known for taking his beloved pet with him even after he married Silverstone. Given that fact, it's a wonder this child was ever conceived at all!