We're starting strong with this list. Audio Science Clayton sounds like a brand of speakers or headphones, but it's actually the real name of a living, breathing sixteen-year-old boy. Clayton is the son of actress Shannyn Sossamon and author Dallas Clayton, and was their first-born child. Maybe they wanted to start their family off with a big statement about originality.
Sossamon's relationship with the elder Clayton didn't last, and by 2012 Sossamon was in a different relationship and gave birth to a second son. This time, the boy was given the perfectly-normal name of 'Mortimer.' We don't know what Audio Science did to deserve his name, or how he feels about being branded in such a fashion. What we do expect is that he'll be working on getting his name changed as soon as possible when he eventually turns 18.