Wait, wait, wait. Matthew McConaughey, we need to have words. These photos were taken around twenty years apart. Can you please reassure us that you're not wearing the exact same suit in both of them? It's certainly a very close visual match, right down to the slightly shiny lapels. Famous people aren't supposed to wear the same outfit twice. If he's been hoarding entire suits for his whole adult life, how big is this man's wardrobe?
To many people, McConaughey is the epitome of a stylish southern gentleman. He's well mannered, and always looks clean and sharp. You can sense the makings of such a man in his prom night picture; he looks a little older than his years, but then at the same time he's still very young in his facial features! He gets extra marks from us for choosing the blue bow tie to match with his date's prom dress. That's a classy move, McConaughey. No wonder everybody likes you!