And so, here he is. Here's our choice of the best candidate to become President of the United States of America from the world of celebrities - and it's Tom Hanks. Of course it is. Who else was it ever likely to be? Hanks has carried himself almost like a politician for years; with dignity, poise, and charm. He's also been one of the world's most famous men for most of the past thirty years, and yet has never endured one public scandal in all that time.
Staying in the public eye for that long without anyone dishing the dirt on you is no mean feat - it suggests that Hanks is a genuinely nice man with no skeletons in his closet. He's a Democrat - so apologies to all our Republican readers - but we hope you can agree that Hanks is at least a good and decent human being who would treat the office with respect. Where would we ever find a better ambassador for the United States on the global stage?