Another baked good with a surprise at the bottom! If you know anyone with glasses, though, you'd know that this isn't as crazy as it looks. They're always losing them, and always finding them in the strangest places (and on top of their head, of course). How people manage to keep losing something that is literally in front of their noses is beyond us.
There is one slightly crazier idea for how these glasses ended up here: they were actually the lof of bread's pair all along. Look at the thing. Doesn't it look smart with those specs on? Doesn't it look kinda natural? Like hipster bread or something? The only thing missing is a whimsical little bread moustache, and an Instagram account with a hundred thousand followers.