Kids, on the other hand, don't have quite enough stress in their lives to properly enjoy a shower. They don't see the point, because they're not trying to escape the world like the rest of us. In order to get them to actually rinse off the mud every now and again, parents have to resort to some very interesting tactics.
Cash bribes are one obvious choice, but how do you make that a binding agreement? Simple: just put the money inside the bar of soap. A woman on Twitter actually got the surprise of her life when she found just that - $20 in her Neutrogen bar. A happy day for her, until she realized that someone was probably trying to tell her something.