We could honestly write a book about all the things you shouldn't do in life. Like cuddling a polar bear, hi-fiving a chainsaw, running with scissors, or putting a lightbulb up your butt. Especially that last one, which is definitely not a bright idea. Now, thanks to this photo, we have a new "don't" to add to the list: pole dancing on the subway with a full cup of soda from Dunkin' Donuts.
Who knew that you'd end up pouring your drink all over an unsuspecting passenger while showing another a lot more than you intended? Well, us, for starters. And yet this woman went ahead and did it anyway. At least the guy doesn't look too fazed by a liquid slap in the face. Maybe this was the end of her routine, and he was already wet.