Hey, advertisers, let me let you in on a little secret. When we buy products, we're expecting something fairly perfect. You're not fooling anyone by saying your product is perfect. In fact, that just puts your product up for higher scrutiny. I don't even know what perfect underwear would be. No brown stains, I guess? Then just buy brown underwear. Better yet, wash yourself a little better. Use the baby wipe method. You can't go wrong with baby wipes!
I wonder what caused these to be slightly imperfect. I have a ton of slightly imperfect underwear in my drawer. I wear those on laundry day. They are my undies with broken elastic, holes, or with a weird stain that won't come out. I promise I won't talk about my underwear anymore, especially my slightly imperfect underwear.