Legendary musician and internet celebrity Tay Zonday had it right when he said "chocolate rain, some stay dry while others feel the pain." I'm feeling the pain on this one. For most of my youth, the only calcium I got was from Hershey's syrup in water. Not milk, because I thought milk was gross. Maybe that's why I break my tailbone if I sit down too hard. Remember to have your calcium, kids.
You know why this is a bitch move from Hershey's? Not only are they saying that it has calcium, they are saying that it has PLUS calcium. As if they added extra calcium. I swear, I can't even deal with labels anymore. It's just an opportunity to be lied to. Can we even trust gluten free anymore? I need to know. People's lives are on the line.