"Should the alien faces go on the top, bottom, or middle?" / "I don't think it'll matter much." / "Bottom it is." After that conversation, this monstrosity was born. Balloon designers could really use to find new ways to utilize the nub in their designs. The only designs I can think of are adult-themed balloons. I think you know what I'm thinking. If you don't, then you have a pure mind and you should be very happy with yourself. My mind is constantly flooded with dirty thoughts.
When's the last time you inflated a balloon with your mouth? I took a few years off and then tried to do it again and found it very difficult. Maybe it's the years of smoking. My lung capacity isn't so good unless it's inhaling something. Even then, my lungs are struggling.