14. We're Gonna Need a Smaller Box

The title of this one is a really bad attempt at a reference to the line in Jaws, "We're gonna need a bigger boat." It was so obscure that I had to tell you that. Now, moving on. That may actually be a fair slice of pizza. I'm going to leave that open to your interpretation. Let's say that it is a fair slice. By putting it in a big box, the pizza people are only doing themselves a disservice. It's like having a huge bazooka that only shoots rubber bands. I want bazooka bullets! Even if that was a huge slice of pizza, it all of a sudden looks small when it's in that box. You're always going to feel ripped off.

To be real though, that's a tiny slice of pizza. It looks like this person got it at a sporting event too, so you know they paid $20 for it.

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