How many shirts have you completely ruined by staining them? My number is embarrassingly high. That's what I get for eating beets and drinking mustard for lunch every day. I also get frequent heartburn because of it, but enough about my diet. A stain on your favorite shirt can feel like a death sentence, unless it's one of the few situations where it enhances the shirt.
This stain definitely enhances the shirt. What was once a simple and beautiful design depicting a bird on a tree is now a hilarious design depicting one of nature's nastiest habits. It might not be so charming once the stain starts to smell, but it might end up the prototype of scratch and sniff shirts. Let's just hope the first batch of them is something more appealing like banana.