1. Model Citizen

It's amazing how much swag little boys can have. Since they are so small and non-threatening they can get away with a lot more than a full-sized man. Last time I tried to pull a girls hair to show her that I liked her, I was kicked out of the club. Worst part of it all, I don't think she got the message. At least I'll always have a chunk of her beautiful brunette hair.

Wearing a shirt that says "Sorry girls I only date supermodels" is something a grown man definitely can't pull off. Questionable punctuation aside, it's an adorable choice for a child. Sure, it's setting them up for unrealistic expectations of women but let's just ignore that and focus on the cute! He'll be able to talk about the time he went on a date with Victoria Secret model, Rosie Huntington Whitely, for years to come with this photo proof.

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